FAQ: Frequently Avoided Questions

What is the $DN token?

It’s a token. It represents doing nothing. Literally. Which is exactly why people are obsessed with it. You can't rug if there’s no floor.

What does the token do?

It does what it says on the tin — nothing. No staking, no farming, no governance, no airdrops, no flashy DEX dashboards. Just vibes.

Why is the price going up?

Mass hysteria. Probably. Maybe reverse psychology. Maybe the world finally understands the beauty of doing nothing and being rewarded for it.

Is there a whitepaper?

Yes. It’s blank. You may print it out and frame it if that helps.

And the button?

Ah yes. The button. It’s there to give your $DN some emotional depth. You press it. It counts. Sometimes things happen. Mostly not. It’s art. Or a joke. Or both.